Wednesday Weirdness

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are? Definitely 3 inches taller. I have a 'thing' with being short. At almost 5'7"... I can't go shorter. lol

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you? fat, short, dumb... If you've seen any of the pictures of me, I definitely can't be called fat or short (never have since I was like born!) Dumb - I have to be on the top of my game to teach middle schoolers. lol

3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line? I was going to say I haven't but I just remembered there have been a few times that I've grabbed one of the bottled Cokes out of the case and drank it while shopping (we're talking needing the daily caffeine fix here people) BUT I *always* pay for it when I check out.

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why? 1.) My dream house out in the country with plenty of land, gourmet kitchen, big enough to entertain all my friends/family, a pool with pool house (which is also a guest house) ~ you get the picture. ;) Why would I want this... well, I can't stand my neighbors, I grew up in the country. As for the other 2 things, can I just have the money bc there's really nothing else that I want for *me*.

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before? Never have but definitely thought to myself 'when the fuck is this going to be over.' **Clarification bc Yummy reads this... not with you sweetie. ;)

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have. Why would I want to trade jobs... I work 186 days out of the year, have summers off... need I say more?

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex? I hate to admit it... but I actually have answered the phone during sex. Why I would think that anything was that important is beyond me! lol

Thanks to Macabre Girl and Amourous Rocker for this meme! Make sure you go check it out over at Wednesday Weirdness.