Beauty and the Bike

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The second in the "Biker Babe" series... I couldn't decide this week so you all get to double your pleasure. ;) Enjoy!

I need to give a shout out to Lapis Ruber for the title for this week's post. It was a great suggestion! Thank you!!! xoxo

Make sure you check back next week for the finale in this series... Let me know what you think over in the comments section about this week's submission and the new layout. And while you're at it, go over and check out the King of Half-Nekkidness and send him some love! ;)

Wednesday Weirdness

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are? Definitely 3 inches taller. I have a 'thing' with being short. At almost 5'7"... I can't go shorter. lol

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you? fat, short, dumb... If you've seen any of the pictures of me, I definitely can't be called fat or short (never have since I was like born!) Dumb - I have to be on the top of my game to teach middle schoolers. lol

3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line? I was going to say I haven't but I just remembered there have been a few times that I've grabbed one of the bottled Cokes out of the case and drank it while shopping (we're talking needing the daily caffeine fix here people) BUT I *always* pay for it when I check out.

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why? 1.) My dream house out in the country with plenty of land, gourmet kitchen, big enough to entertain all my friends/family, a pool with pool house (which is also a guest house) ~ you get the picture. ;) Why would I want this... well, I can't stand my neighbors, I grew up in the country. As for the other 2 things, can I just have the money bc there's really nothing else that I want for *me*.

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before? Never have but definitely thought to myself 'when the fuck is this going to be over.' **Clarification bc Yummy reads this... not with you sweetie. ;)

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have. Why would I want to trade jobs... I work 186 days out of the year, have summers off... need I say more?

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex? I hate to admit it... but I actually have answered the phone during sex. Why I would think that anything was that important is beyond me! lol

Thanks to Macabre Girl and Amourous Rocker for this meme! Make sure you go check it out over at Wednesday Weirdness.

TMI Tuesday ~ Language Edition

This is a tribute to the late great George Carlin.

1. What is your language pet peeve. (example 'hot water heater', why would you heat hot water) Misspelled words - It drives me up the wall!

2. What is your favorite word? Both dirty and clean? Onomatopoeia - I just*love* how that word sounds. I don't think I really have a favorite 'dirty' word but I say 'fuck' a lot. So, I guess that would probably be it. lol

3. What is the one word you cannot spell? Typically, none... I'm a teacher. ;) It's my job to know how to spell.

4. What is the one word you always pronounce wrong? Again, the teacher thing - It's my job to know BUT I *always* get hung up on 'communicative' and 'multiplicative' when I'm teaching.

5. If you could erase one popular catchphrase from the english language, what would it be? Probably *ANYTHING* my students say! lol With middle schoolers, you never know what will come out of their mouth next. :) Seriously, though... I can't think of anything right now.

Bonus (as in optional): The late, and very hot Michael Hutchence (INXS) once sang, "Words are weapons, sharper than knives" . What is the most hurtful thing you have ever said to anyone? Was it deliberate or accidental? What was the most hurtful thing ever said to you? Do you think it was deliberate or accidental? I KNOW there was plenty dished out during my divorce both deliberate and accidental but the worst thing I ever said during was when I made a comment about him not doing it for me in bed. OUCH! Said to me, there are two that stick out 1) the ex said that he never was 'in love with me' and he made sure to tell me that if he met someone who wanted kids, that he'd have more or would adopt a child with the new person KNOWING full well, that after having Littlest Prince, I wanted to adopt a little girl from another country because I couldn't have any more because of the risk of premature birth, baby or me or both dying if I tried.

Wow, that bonus was a serious question! Glad it's over. Well, now you know what time it is! It's your turn to kiss and tell. Make sure you let me know you stopped by and leave a comment while you're at it and go over a visit all the others that kiss and tell!

Mute Monday ~ Brands

Geesh... I haven't played in a *long* time but thought I would today. So, today's theme was 'brand/brands' and here are my faves...

Breakfast of champions... lol

More of a Basil Hayden girl but anything Beam will do. ;)

Shaken not stirred...

Make sure to stop over and visit The Troll Report to find out what Mute Monday is all about!

Welcome!

After weeks of trying to design a new blog - I FINALLY did it! I'm pretty happy with the results of it. It's more me (at least, I think so.).

If you're wondering why I decided to revamp the blog and give it a new title and look... Well, it was mainly because I was tired of the old me. I recently got a fresh start with my life and it all seems to be falling into place (slowly). *grin* So, I wanted the blog to have a fresh start and reflect more of who I am.

So, tell me what ya' think...

**edit** Below is last week's HNT post from the old site. Over the next few days I'll be adding all the HNT pics to this site as an archive for those of you who like to go back and browse. ;)

HNT ~ Biker Babe Series

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I promised that I would be moving my HNT pics from my old site over to this one. Here's the one from this past Thursday. What is a girl to do without her HNT pics? *snort* I'll be adding the others soon...

But for now... enjoy this one. For those of you who didn't see it on the old site, here's a recap...

These are the first in a series featuring the 1977 Shovelhead Chopper that Yummy built in 2006! It's a monster at 700 pounds, suicide shift, no front breaks... And, yes ~ I ride on the back of it with him with a lick 'em, stick 'em seat, no hoochie pegs (I wrap my legs around him!)

Enjoy!