Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Out of the Mouth of Babes

Sunday my little sister came over to celebrate Christmas with us and it was all going good. The Princes were showing off, wrestling and just being boys. When all of a sudden out of the mouth of the middle Prince we all hear "Pussy." That's right... you heard - I mean read it here. He said 'pussy'. He was calling the oldest Prince this. All I could do was laugh my ass off. It was so funny. He stood there as everyone adult was laughing waiting for the smack down to be brought on him but all I could was laugh.

After the giggling stopped, I asked him if he knew what it meant and with a "duh, mom" look on his face said "Yeah, it's like a kitty cat." And we left it at that but I did do the proper motherly thing and tell him that he can never say that word because he'd get in trouble at school along with at his sperm donors house. God forbid that happens because that would be the one thing that EH could try to use in court. ~wink~ I'm thinking this is all I need a phone call from school saying "do you know what your son just said" - it's A Christmas Story all over again. :)


Osbasso said...

Ha! I was thinking "Christmas Story" too!

Glad I was part of your favorite memories in your prior post!

Honey said...

But there was no soap tasting going on with this one. hehe

And how could I not include that speed brunch? :)

rage said...

When you mentioned a Christmas Story, I remembered the screaming on the phone that happened during that scene after "Do you know what your son just said?"

Good stuff.

Hubman said...

I remember when Darling Boy was about 2, I was driving him to daycare, and did NOT remember that he was in the back seat when I told the car in front of me to "Fucking move" when the light turned green and he did not go.

What happens? A cute little voice in the backseat says "Fucking move"

Bad dad. Bad, bad dad!

Wow, that was awkward said...

Hilarious! My kids (6 and 3) have both started threatening me in public places. They like to tell me they are going to kick my butt if I don't do what they ask.

Another Suburban Mom said...

Its terrible how they are sponges for bad words, but remembering to make their beds....hopeless.